I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
MIDGETS
????
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We need to get me chipped asap
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
