I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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