would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize