can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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