I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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