I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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