Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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