Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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