Whod you bang
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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