And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
