just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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