I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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