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(703): View more from Virginia

i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?

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yes

(703): View more from Virginia

... don't judge me

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(352): View more from Florida

You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt

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(440): View more from Ohio

Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue

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(239): View more from Florida

My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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(914): View more from New York

Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.

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(818): View more from California

I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong

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(407): View more from Florida

Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?

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