does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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