Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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