I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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