google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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