Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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