Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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