Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just sent this text using only my big toe
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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