So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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