love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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