We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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