Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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