But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
