She's JV to your varsity
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize