That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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