yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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