hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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