thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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