Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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