like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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