She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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