he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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