piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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