You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
