omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Non-Jews are for practice
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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