Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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