just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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