why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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