Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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