Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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