I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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