So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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