She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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