so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Are we still banned from the library?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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