he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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