what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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