Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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