Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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