remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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