GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
