Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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