I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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