He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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