Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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