Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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