It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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