brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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